What is The Onion's Harry Score?

The Onion scores 62/100 on the Harry Hungry Score.

How much does The Onion cost?

The Onion sits in the $ price range.

The Onion

“4.2 across 428 Google reviews; unassuming, late-night source for basic pies, pizza rolls & calzones in compact quarters.”

The Onion

pizza · Austin

4.2 across 428 Google reviews; unassuming, late-night source for basic pies, pizza rolls & calzones in compact quarters.

Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.

Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.

$ · ClosedToday · 11:00 — 15:00G4.2T3.9Y3.7MS

Google4.2(428)Yelp3.7(223)Tripadvisor3.9(15)

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Is The Onion worth it?

Cheap but Cheerful. Harry scores The Onion 62/100 for quality and 62/100 on the Worth It scale for Austin. No paid placements, no affiliate links — just the arithmetic.

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