Noizé

“4.8 across 421 Google reviews; cosy, elevated bistro serving French classics such as suckling pig belly plus a robust….”

Noizé

french · London W1T 2SF

4.8 across 421 Google reviews; cosy, elevated bistro serving French classics such as suckling pig belly plus a robust….

Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.

Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.

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Google4.8(421)OpenTable4.9(159)Yelpnot on yelp1/ 3 sources

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Google4.8 ★421 reviews

Signal confidence

80%Strong · 1 source

The star

Harry's own 1 H Star. Scored 88, clearing the 1★ bar (score ≥ 88).

Held since 3 August 2026.

WarningOnly Google has weighed in so far — a single source, so read the score as provisional.

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Is Noizé worth it?

Smart Spend. Harry scores Noizé 88/100 for quality and 79/100 on the Worth It scale for London. One caveat: Only Google has weighed in so far — a single source, so read the score as provisional.

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