“stone crab is legitimately excellent here, and the steak holds its own—you're eating something worth the price, not just the room.”
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Joe's Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab
seafood · fine-dining · Washington
stone crab is legitimately excellent here, and the steak holds its own—you're eating something worth the price, not just the room.
82/100Harry HungryScoreHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
74/100Worth ItScoreWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Is Joe's Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab worth it?
Paying for the Scene. Harry scores Joe's Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab 82/100 for quality and 74/100 on the Worth It scale for Washington. One caveat: it's a scene restaurant, so expect to pay for the table and the people-watching as much as the food.