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Joe's Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab
seafood · steak-house · Washington
stone crab is legitimately excellent here, and the steak side doesn't embarrass itself—classic miami institution that actually delivers on the hype.
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Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Paying for the Scene
$$$ · Open nowToday · 11:30 — 22:00G4.6T4.6Y4.3MS
Warningyou're paying a premium for the room and the scene, not just the food. go for the crab, not the experience.