Rank 1.
Tony and Joe's Seafood Place
seafood · bar · Washington
waterfront spot with decent seafood if you're here for the view and the vibe, not a culinary revelation.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Paying for the Scene
$$$ · Open nowToday · 11:30 — 00:00G3.9T3.7Y3.0MS
- Google is clapping. Yelp is sulking. Harry split the difference.
Warninggoogle loves it way more than yelp does—that's usually a sign you're paying for location and atmosphere over kitchen chops.