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“4.3 across 2.4k Google reviews; high-end French cafe menu in trio of rooms with art nouveau, art deco and Victorian….”

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Colbert

french · London SW1W 8AX

4.3 across 2.4k Google reviews; high-end French cafe menu in trio of rooms with art nouveau, art deco and Victorian….

Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Paying for the Scene
$$$ · ClosedToday · 08:00 — 22:30G4.3T3.7YMS
Google4.3(2.4k)Tripadvisor3.7(1.7k)Yelpnot on yelp2/ 3 sources
Score breakdown

Sources used

Google4.3 ★2.4k reviews
Tripadvisor3.7 ★1.7k reviews

Signal confidence

80%Strong · 2 sources

Score adjustments

Tripadvisor likes it, which may mean tourists like it. Proceed with mild suspicion.-5 pts
  • Tripadvisor likes it, which may mean tourists like it. Proceed with mild suspicion.

WarningTripadvisor likes it, which may mean tourists like it. Proceed with mild suspicion.

Is Colbert worth it?

Paying for the Scene. Harry scores Colbert 63/100 for quality and 63/100 on the Worth It scale for London. One caveat: Tripadvisor likes it, which may mean tourists like it. Proceed with mild suspicion.

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