Tell Harry what you fancy.

Ten places worth leaving the house for. Harry reads the review-site noise, spots the tourist traps, and hands over a shortlist before the kettle's boiled.

Be honest with him. He doesn't judge.

One tap. Anything good, properly nearby, open right now.

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Rank 1.
Toyo Ramen Bar
ramen · japanese · Brooklyn
toyo's doing ramen right—clean broth, proper technique, and they're not cutting corners. the 4.8 rating isn't hype.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Smart Spend
5 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 11:30 — 21:30G4.8TYMSStill tasting
Google4.8(560)1/ 3 sources
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Rank 2.
Muse Thai
thai · ramen · Brooklyn
Eater 38
thai-ramen hybrid that actually works, solid cocktails, and the consistency across platforms (4.7-4.3) says it's legit.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Smart Spend
5 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 12:00 — 15:30G4.7T4.3Y4.2MS
Google4.7(1.5k)Yelp4.2(214)Tripadvisor4.3(0)
Warningmenu's all over the place—thai, ramen, family spot vibes. know what you're ordering.
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Rank 3.
Ramen DANBO Park Slope
ramen · vegan · Brooklyn
Eater 38
vegan ramen done seriously, not as an afterthought. park slope location means it's actually accessible.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Solid Pick
6 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 11:00 — 23:00G4.4T4.4Y4.2MS
Google4.4(1.5k)Yelp4.2(621)Tripadvisor4.4(11)
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Rank 4.
A+ Crab Seafood
seafood · ramen · Brooklyn
seafood-ramen mashup with fish-and-chips energy—weird enough to be interesting if they nail the execution.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Solid Pick
3 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 14:30 — 00:00G4.1TY4.0MS
Google4.1(165)Yelp4.0(10)Tripadvisor0 reviews ↗
Warningidentity crisis on the menu (seafood, ramen, burgers, fish-and-chips). lower score suggests they're not nailing much.
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Tell Harry what you fancy.

Toyo Ramen Bar

Muse Thai

Ramen DANBO Park Slope

A+ Crab Seafood