Tell Harry what you fancy.

Ten places worth leaving the house for. Harry reads the review-site noise, spots the tourist traps, and hands over a shortlist before the kettle's boiled.

Be honest with him. He doesn't judge.

One tap. Anything good, properly nearby, open right now.

Places

cheap & cheerful first

Rank 1.
Pizza Pilgrims
pizza · halal · Carnaby
solid neapolitan done right at pocket-change prices, and they actually care about vegan options instead of treating them like an afterthought.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Cheap but Cheerful
4 min · $ · Open nowToday · 11:30 — 23:00G4.8T4.3Y4.1MS
Google4.8(15k)Yelp4.1(82)Tripadvisor4.3(1.2k)
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Rank 2.
O'Furn Pizzeria
pizza · pizza-delivery · London NW1 7JL
4.8 rating on a delivery pizza place is rare—they're not cutting corners on the fundamentals.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Cheap but Cheerful
4 min · $ · Open nowToday · 12:00 — 00:00G4.8TYMSStill tasting
Google4.8(2.5k)Yelp—Tripadvisor—
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Rank 3.
Pizza Pilgrims Covent Garden
pizza-delivery · pizza · London WC2E 9BN
same pizza pilgrims quality, but you're paying a covent garden premium for the location.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Paying for the Scene
8 min · $ · ClosedToday · 11:30 — 22:30G4.6TYMSStill tasting
Google4.6(5.6k)Yelp—Tripadvisor—
Warningtourist-heavy spot; go for the pizza, not the vibe.
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Rank 4.
Rudy's Pizza Napoletana
pizza · italian · London W1F 0TF
proper neapolitan credentials and a 4.7 rating that actually means something.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Paying for the Scene
2 min · $ · ClosedToday · 11:45 — 21:30G4.7TYMSStill tasting
Google4.7(3.9k)Yelp—Tripadvisor—
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Rank 5.
Ecco Pizza
pizza · meal-takeaway · London WC2B 5QD
Eater 38
consistent across platforms (4.5-4.9 range), which means the hype isn't just google-inflated.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Paying for the Scene
10 min · $ · ClosedClosed todayG4.5T4.5Y3.9MS
Google4.5(1.0k)Yelp3.9(38)Tripadvisor4.5(166)
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Rank 6.
Pizza Union Holborn
pizza · London WC1A 1LW
pizza union keeps it simple and 4.7 rating proves simplicity works.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Paying for the Scene
11 min · $ · Open nowToday · 11:00 — 23:00G4.7TYMSStill tasting
Google4.7(1.7k)Yelp—Tripadvisor—
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Rank 7.
ICCO Pizza - Fitzrovia
pizza · pizza-delivery · London W1T 4LU
delivery-focused but maintains 4.4+ quality, which is harder than it sounds.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Paying for the Scene
7 min · $ · Open nowToday · 10:00 — 23:00G4.4TYMSStill tasting
Google4.4(4.6k)Yelp—Tripadvisor—
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Rank 8.
Vasiniko🍕
pizza · italian · London WC2E 7PW
4.9 rating at $$ is the sweet spot—they're doing something genuinely better, not just charging for it.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Smart Spend
13 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 12:00 — 22:30G4.9TYMS
Google4.9(6.8k)Yelp—Tripadvisor—
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Rank 9.
Breadstall Pizza
pizza · London W1F 0QB
4.8 rating at $$ with no gimmicks, just solid pizza execution.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Smart Spend
1 min · $$ · Open nowToday · 10:30 — 23:00G4.8TYMSStill tasting
Google4.8(1.2k)Yelp—Tripadvisor—
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Rank 10.
ICCO Pizza - Soho
pizza · pizza-delivery · London W1D 4DZ
icco soho keeps the same quality as fitzrovia but in a better neighborhood.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Smart Spend
4 min · $$ · Open nowToday · 11:00 — 00:00G4.8T4.1YMS
Google4.8(513)Yelp—Tripadvisor4.1(451)
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pizza · soho · Harry Hungry

Tell Harry what you fancy.

Pizza Pilgrims

O'Furn Pizzeria

Pizza Pilgrims Covent Garden

Rudy's Pizza Napoletana

Ecco Pizza

Pizza Union Holborn

ICCO Pizza - Fitzrovia

Vasiniko🍕

Breadstall Pizza

ICCO Pizza - Soho