Tell Harry what you fancy.

Ten places worth leaving the house for. Harry reads the review-site noise, spots the tourist traps, and hands over a shortlist before the kettle's boiled.

Be honest with him. He doesn't judge.

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Rank 1.
Uncle Sam's Pizza
pizza · italian · New York
uncle sam's does the fundamentals right—solid pizza at dollar-store prices with ratings that don't lie across the board.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Great Value
3 min · $ · ClosedToday · 11:00 — 04:00G4.9T5.0Y4.5MS
Google4.9(1.6k)Yelp4.5(112)Tripadvisor5.0(4)
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Rank 2.
Unregular Pizza
pizza-delivery · meal-delivery · New York
trendycasualneighborhood
trendy neighborhood spot that actually delivers (literally) without the hype tax or consistency issues.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Great Value
Hype radar · moderate
3 min · $ · ClosedToday · 11:00 — 20:00G4.9TY4.4MS
Google4.9(914)Yelp4.4(60)Tripadvisornot on tripadvisor2/ 3 sources
Warningmoderate hype risk means it's riding some buzz—hope it holds up.
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Rank 3.
Nolita Pizza
pizza · catering-service · New York
nolita's the smarter play if you're willing to spend a bit more—consistent execution across platforms.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Smart Spend
15 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 11:00 — 05:00G4.8T4.8Y4.5MS
Google4.8(1.5k)Yelp4.5(42)Tripadvisor4.8(68)
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Rank 4.
Pizza Loves Sauce
pizza · New York
Bib Gourmand
michelin-flagged and cheap? that's the move. pizza loves sauce actually earns the hype.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Great Value
3 min · $ · ClosedToday · 12:00 — 04:00G4.8T4.7Y4.5MS
Google4.8(1.1k)Yelp4.5(122)Tripadvisor4.7(3)
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Rank 5.
Nuovo York Pizza
pizza · pizza-delivery · New York
nuovo york's got the rare combo of high tripadvisor love and solid yelp backing—tourists and locals agree.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Smart Spend
4 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 11:00 — 04:30G4.8T4.9Y4.5MS
Google4.8(1.6k)Yelp4.5(191)Tripadvisor4.9(17)
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Rank 6.
The Pizza Box NY
pizza · pizza-delivery · New York
perfect 5.0 on google and low hype risk means it's quietly doing the job right.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Smart Spend
3 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 11:00 — 00:00G5.0T4.5YMS
Google5.0(672)Tripadvisor4.5(1.4k)Yelpnot on yelp2/ 3 sources
- Tripadvisor likes it, which may mean tourists like it. Proceed with mild suspicion.
Warningtripadvisor scores way higher than locals—could be tourist-friendly in a way that matters to you or doesn't.
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Rank 7.
Little Pizza Parlor
pizza · pizza-delivery · Brooklyn
little pizza parlor punches above its weight—dollar pizza with tripadvisor perfection backing it up.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Great Value
5 min · $ · ClosedToday · 11:00 — 03:00G4.7T5.0Y4.5MS
Google4.7(988)Yelp4.5(194)Tripadvisor5.0(9)
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Rank 8.
LTD Pizza and Bar
pizza · pizza-delivery · New York
ltd's got the bar angle if you want to drink while eating pizza—solid ratings across the board.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Smart Spend
16 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 11:00 — 00:00G4.7T4.5Y4.6MS
Google4.7(480)Yelp4.6(117)Tripadvisor4.5(5)
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Rank 9.
Champion Pizza - Soho
pizza · New York
champion's the soho play if you want cheap pizza in a neighborhood that usually doesn't do cheap.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Great Value
15 min · $ · Open nowToday · 10:00 — 04:00G4.6T4.5Y4.4MS
Google4.6(3.0k)Yelp4.4(512)Tripadvisor4.5(143)
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Rank 10.
Song' E Napule
pizza · italian · New York
cozyromanticneighborhood
song' e napule nails the cozy italian vibe with reliable execution—worth the extra dollar.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Smart Spend
Hype radar · moderate
3 min · $$ · ClosedToday · 12:00 — 23:00G4.7T4.5Y4.5MS
Google4.7(2.6k)Yelp4.5(824)Tripadvisor4.5(475)
Warningmoderate hype risk and fair portions mean you're paying for atmosphere as much as pizza.
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Tell Harry what you fancy.

Uncle Sam's Pizza

Unregular Pizza

Nolita Pizza

Pizza Loves Sauce

Nuovo York Pizza

The Pizza Box NY

Little Pizza Parlor

LTD Pizza and Bar

Champion Pizza - Soho

Song' E Napule