Siam Umami
thai · cocktail-bar · Portland
Thai food that actually tastes like something, cocktails that aren't an afterthought, and you won't need to sell a kidney to pay for it.
“Thai food that actually tastes like something, cocktails that aren't an afterthought, and you won't need to sell a kidney to pay for it.”
thai · cocktail-bar · Portland
Thai food that actually tastes like something, cocktails that aren't an afterthought, and you won't need to sell a kidney to pay for it.
Smart Spend. Harry scores Siam Umami 91/100 for quality and 80/100 on the Worth It scale for Portland. No paid placements, no affiliate links — just the arithmetic.
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