Rank 1.
Disco Donkey: Smash Burgers
hamburger · burgers · Miami
smash burgers done right—crispy edges, proper beef-to-bun ratio, and they're not charging you like it's a steakhouse.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict:
$$ · ClosedToday · 12:00 — 00:00G5.0T4.4YMS
- Almost nobody's been. The ones who have can't shut up about it. Worth getting in before the crowd finds it.
Warningstill early days with limited reviews, so consistency could shift.