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Alcotraz Melbourne: Cell Block Five-Nine-Two
cocktail-bar · tourist-attraction · Melbourne VIC 3000
cocktails that actually taste like something, not just Instagram props—the theming doesn't overshadow the drinks.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict:
$$ · ClosedToday · 18:35 — 23:15G4.7TYMSStill tasting
Google4.7(1.1k)1/ 3 sources
Warningit's a tourist trap by design, so expect crowds and noise if you're after quiet conversation.