Tell Harry what you fancy.

Ten places worth leaving the house for. Harry reads the review-site noise, spots the tourist traps, and hands over a shortlist before the kettle's boiled.

Be honest with him. He doesn't judge.

One tap. Anything good, properly nearby, open right now.

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Places

by overall quality

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Rank 1.
Sal's Burgers
hamburger · burgers · San Mateo
solid burger execution with consistent high marks across platforms—this is what happens when you just do the fundamentals right.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Paying for the Scene
9 min · $$ · Open nowToday · 11:00 — 20:00G4.7TY4.6MS
Google4.7(319)Yelp4.6(309)Tripadvisornot listed2/ 3 sources
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Rank 2.
The Burger
hamburger · burgers · San Mateo
cheap burgers that punch above their weight, and the name's honest—no pretense, just food.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Paying for the Scene
7 min · $ · ClosedToday · 17:30 — 22:30G4.9T4.0Y4.7MS
Google4.9(86)Yelp4.7(17)Tripadvisor4.0(30)
- Google's into it. Tripadvisor isn't. Locals are louder here.
- Almost nobody's been. The ones who have can't shut up about it. Worth getting in before the crowd finds it.
Warninggoogle's rating looks inflated on a small sample; yelp tells a different story.
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Rank 3.
Jeffrey's Hamburgers
hamburger · burgers · San Mateo
budget burger spot with real staying power—google loves it, and the ratings hold up across the board.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Paying for the Scene
4 min · $ · Open nowToday · 11:00 — 20:00G4.5T4.1Y4.0MS
Google4.5(733)Yelp4.0(830)Tripadvisor4.1(39)
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Rank 4.
Burger Joint
american · hamburger · San Francisco
if you're desperate for a burger and it's nearby, it won't ruin your day.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Paying for the Scene
9 min · $ · Open nowToday · 04:00 — 22:00G3.7T3.7Y3.3MS
Google3.7(454)Yelp3.3(110)Tripadvisor3.7(84)
Warningratings are soft across the board; there are better options in this batch.
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Tell Harry what you fancy.

Sal's Burgers

The Burger

Jeffrey's Hamburgers

Burger Joint