“smash burgers done right—crispy edges, proper cheese melt, and they're not charging you like it's fine dining.”
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Disco Donkey: Smash BurgersH★★
hamburger · burgers · Miami
smash burgers done right—crispy edges, proper cheese melt, and they're not charging you like it's fine dining.
92/100Harry HungryScoreHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
81/100Worth ItScoreWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Smart Spend. Harry scores Disco Donkey: Smash Burgers 92/100 for quality and 81/100 on the Worth It scale for Miami. One caveat: small sample size, so the 4.9 rating might smooth out once more people show up.