Rank 1.
Club Retro
night-club · sports-club · Melbourne VIC 3000
yelp loves it (4.7), so there's real food/drink energy here despite the mixed signals elsewhere. decent value for what you're getting.
Harry HungryHarry's headline verdict, 0–100. How good the place actually is, once the loud reviews and the timid critics have cancelled each other out.
Worth ItWorth-It Score, 0–100. Whether the bill is fair for what lands on the table. High means good value; low means you're paying for the postcode.
Verdict: Smart Spend
$$ · ClosedClosed todayG3.7T3.7Y4.7MS
- Yelp loves it more than Google does — usually means a real food crowd has found it.
Warninggoogle and tripadvisor are way less impressed—could be a vibe thing, or the food's inconsistent. check what you're actually going for before committing.